"Courtisan" Cava

Okay. This was 6$ at TJ's and the only reason that I picked it up is because of the name...a courtesan (maybe they misspelled by accident?) is basically a high class hooker. Right. Sort of the white man's equivalent of a Geisha. Great name for cheap sparkling wine, except that this is probably better suited for just a plain old hooker and not a courtesan. I'm thinking that the courtesan might prefer something that tastes better--say, a grower Champagne or Pol Roger for instance! Not that great; green apple, some citrus, and a little bit of bread. In the mouth, this wine is cloying and a little flabby. Cheap cava is normally pretty good in my book, but this one has something off and artificial about it. D